who loves ed hardy?

not us!! and not brayden, our frequent canadian contributor. but there's plenty of gutterbutt ed hardy looks to be spotted and made fun of, and we do love that! brayden spotted this crazy head to toe EH look in downtown toronto on a 40+ lady. we didn't know it was an international epidemic! tragic. someone should really tell her that jon gosselin has the market in douchey, age innapropriate ed hardy looks monopolized!

Xander, is that you?

Jamal spotted this crazy outfit waiting for the train at 59th street. at first glance we thought we had an update on where in the world is Xander? but no, it's a brand new crazy! xander obvi doesn't have that muffin top, and would have a better bag to go with the sensible all white and silver look this xander-want-to-be is giving us. however; his look goes as follows: a white button up shirt that was cutout in the back and also tied in the back so there could be more skin shown in the front. Sprayed silver jeans and matching sprayed silver shoes. A white fedora with white sunglasses, and plenty of attitude. thanks for being on the lookout jamal!

Is Spiderman Bi?

Apparently so! bi-coastal at least. D spotted our nyc blog star in LA. don't forget about t.a.c.o. now that you're so hollywood, spidey!

what are you looking at chump?

This crazy outfit was sent to us by stephanie davis. we aren't sure where this t.a.c.o. was spotted but we are gonna guess atlanta...? it's obviously very hot there since this dude has went out for drinks and brought a towel for blotting.
that's a very tight shirt sir, next time we suggest sizing UP! just sayin'
xoxo,
t.a.c.o.

danger on the subway- heightened alert (orange to red!!!)

The guy across from him (presumably gregory, the spotter of this t.a.c.o.) better watch out. Looks like one of those buttons is about to pop off at any minute and take gregs eye out.
just sayin'

Who Says Shorts Should Go On Your Legs?

Thanks to tennis legend Bjorn Borg, today’s tennis players say “screw all white!”

This outfit is in true t.a.c.o style.

t.a.c.o <3’s Bjorn Borg!

we spotted this crazy outfit at The Ice Palace in Cherry Grove Fire Island for Daniel Nardicio's Party- Haus of Gaga

Lady Gaga is bringing Crazy Outfits mainstream!!!

we love it

xoxo,

t.a.c.o

triple threat in boston...

first time spotter phil b. spotted these crazy outfits in boston, MA. we think his email sums it up for us:

"In the words of the immortal Xander, The looks go as follows: Photo #1: A dark green t-shirt, black and white plaid skirt, pink leggings, and black combat boots. And to top it off, a blue, obviously-payless-or-claire's purse. Photo #2: On the left, we have a young woman in a pink t-shirt (it had a graphic of a kitten on the front) with a khaki skirt and black sneakers. On top is a beanie/yarmulke. On the right, we have the less crazy lady in a bright yellow oversized t-shirt, tight black pants, and flip-flops."

cheers betch!!

xoxo,

t.a.c.o.

she's back, and this time she's not alone!!!

frequent contributor Ali spotted a couple of crazy looks she couldn't believe. maybe she hasn't been following the blog as closely as she should. here was her find....

but a few weeks ago we spotted one of these jazzy looks alone. who knew she was part of a jazzy dance crew? look for them on ABDC next season!! meanwhile check out the bonus crazy bottom right. sensible sneakers you've got there dear.

splat

this crazy outfit wearer could put Sherwin-Williams out of business. Paint splattered jeans, and a metallic copper painted straw hat.
That's a lotta look for the 8am work commute on the 2 train! just sayin'

Smurfette is on the run

Gargamel is coming for her! however, this smurfette is taking cover outside David Barton Gym in NYC. smart thinking! a nerdy wizard is not likely to be frequenting the gym!
Zac spotted this crazy look and would like to ask, "why so blue?"
why so blue, indeed!?!

xoxo,
t.a.c.o.

is there a drought on the lower east side of manhattan?

we were just sayin' because good ol' "snake eyes" spotted these wanna be native americans moments away from breaking into a rain dance.

socks or sucks?

sucks

thanks ali
xoxo,
t.a.c.o.

its all about balance

she clearly loves leopard print, as she has matched her bag to her top,
but she knows moderation!
blue track shorts were just what she thought would cut up all that leopard.....
WDK (we don't know,) ma'am....maybe if you weren't wearing those socks (or sucks,) we would be able to get in to it....

thanks to roman who spotted this at the milwaukee state fair

good morning t.a.c.o. lovers

first off, we love ya back...
now...
...time to get your brain going....

can you spot the crazy? it actually took us a second but we are bloggers not genii

xoxo,
t.a.c.o.

vintage crazy

don't bring any wire hangers into her house!

an anonymous reader sent us this photo of their great aunt "looking like a drag queen...."
they're just sayin'

love it

Mortal Krazy

sometimes our spotters are at a loss for words. frequent spotter brandon from SC sent this crazy hat look and had only "plain crazy" to say. we think that sums it up, but we'll just add this thought: is she inspired by this mortal kombat look? that's so 15 years ago.
xoxo,
t.a.c.o.

Karma Chameleon....

Loving this crazy outfit should be easy, her colors are like a dream
red, gold and green...
thanks glenn for the picture!!! (and joke, just sayin!)

bedazzled, bejewled, and bewildered

here's a t.a.c.o. from el fano who had this to say,

""look goes as follows" ... Skin tight white c-thru white spandex [with x-cross sports bra and top of panties totally visible] select "areas" of this c-thru spandex were cut out (ie:) shoulder(less) and (which I couldn't get from the front) were on the sides of her belly-button there were (2) cut-out round circles where the skin was just (((oozing))) out like cheese from a grater!) the pants were of an acid-wash variety (screaming the "mom" look and sag) ... Then topping the mid-section a "bedazzled and bejewled" belt (hard to tell from the photo) but they matched her shoes to a "t" I think she realized I was after her and she ducked into the ladies room! ENJOY!!! Xo xo :el fano:"
thanks :el fano:!!! our number one fano, even...
xoxo,
t.a.c.o.

urban cowgirl

under normal circumstances we support girls pulling fashion inspiration from britney spears. however....not this particular look!
we aren't hatin' on ya brit brit, we're just sayin'.....that wasn't your finest moment
thanks Joe for the spotting.

that's a lotta look!

we hope this gentleman was paid well for this add....hopefully it will offset the embarrassment. especially when all of his friends see that he has been spotted by t.a.c.o.!

thanks Melanie for sending us this crazy outfit.

xoxo,
t.a.c.o.

That's a crazy cankle

Curt in Chi town, spotted this crazy pant choice. Curt just got out of a long day of jury duty. you'd think he had suffered enough but then he spotted this.

If you have no ankles, why wear pants cropped at the calf???
we're just sayin'

becoming one with nature

is that the plant behind her or is she wearing a pair of wings???

look closely, those are wings!
com'on!
She does not appear to be a child. grown ups really ought to refrain from wearing anything generally worn when dressing in a fairy costume.

thanks nichole for spotting this tinkerbell wannabe

red white and shame on you!

independence day is long gone! why is this trend living on??? we don't care for it! just sayin'

xoxo,
t.a.c.o.

that's a crazy tourist

this gentleman, striking a pose while taking in the sites in Times Square, was sent to us by Nichole. Thanks girl! We love you for following! if only he knew that really you were the one taking in the sights!
xoxo,
t.a.c.o.

my fair piggy

when t.a.c.o. hit The Box for our buddy Patrick Duffy's party, we saw a multitude of crazy....naturally.
There is nothing kosher about this miss piggy wannabe.
haven't we seen this mess before?
click here. we thought so!
(petey the pig is seen everywhere in nyc...a perpetual crazy outfit wearer!)

he's super freakaaay

"Snake Eyes" spotted this super freak who may or may not be related to Spidey, near Penn Statio this weekend. nice boots

she/he's back!

a repeat offender! Friend of t.a.c.o., Linda James recently spotted, not once, but twice, this crazy outfit wearer, originally spotted by good ol' snake eyes.

get into the Tutti look-a-like giving shim a real screw faced side eye!

Linda writes....

"Hey T.A.C.O.,

I recently spotted this nut job in the Bronx, holding court outside of a Dunkin' Donuts on 163rd St. not once but twice. Obviously, the first thing I thought was, "That's a crazy outfit." Then, "IT IS A CRAZY OUTFIT!!!" Featured in a July, 27th post, under the title 'Melania Trump Is Gonna Be Pissed.' In that post you questioned this gorgeous creature's gender. I can confirm that THAT'S A MAN! Goatee and all. Since July, Melania 2 has gotten a new hat and a squattin' pillow... which he uses, as evidenced by the second photo in which he has also decorated his hat with silk flowers. As he sat on the ground someone screamed to him, "Are you okay?" He replied, "FUCK YEA!" Fuck yea, indeed.

xoxo,

Linda James"

thanks girl!
xoxo,
t.a.c.o.

all that jazz!

is she on her way to an audition for "Chicago"? we know it's Broadway's sure thing, but we're not sure the outfit is a hit. we do love the matching umbrella and tights!

does he call it 'macaroni'?

on a warm, humid day in nyc this yankee doodle was spotted in a turtleneck sweater. but the crazy didn't stop at his lack of weather appropriate attire. oh no. you can't really tell in this picture but he had a bedazzled bandana wrapped around his head. what you can probably see is he topped off the whole look with a sensible feather sticking up in the back. going for some extra height? or just extra crazy?

xoxo,

t.a.c.o.

sing us a song, crazy

cowboy take this crazy look away!! spotted in midtown manhattan this crazy cowgirl matched her sparkly cowboy hat with flared capris and a black baby tee. and is she barefoot in those lace socks? if so it might be suckiest socks look yet!

is that mia michaels or....

...or is it Dame Edna's "real girl" look-a-like? This chick was casually having a beer outside Epstein's NYC ... What's odd is that it's nighttime - does the moon really shine THAT bright? that's beer you're drinking sis, not moonshine! Just sayin'.

xoxo,
t.a.c.o

"Oh My Sir ... What Odd Facial Hair You Have!"

Spotted at a pizza joint on the LES - this muchacho has taken the men's facial hair trend to the next level, and we think it's mucho loco.
xoxo,
t.a.c.o

a theme night mix up!

Geo spotted this impressive Jack Sparrow costume in Austin, TX. The only problem? The theme of the night? 80's! but that's not going to stop him and his damsel from having fun! well, you do you Jack. maybe grab a drink with this dude sometime. Thanks Geo!

xoxo,

t.a.c.o.

is santa taking a prolonged vaycay?

our buddy CT might have spotted the DC hippie-Santa, this time a little north in Baltimore. slowly making your way back to the north pole? guess with the elves hard at work, he's got nothing but time!

nice bod!

now this is a crazy outit, don't get it twisted! but we'd much prefer seeing all this "skin" then the skin tight/tight skin fiasco. thanks for the spotting, Breanne!

xoxo,

t.a.c.o.

flapper? or flopper?

a friend of this pride parade crazy outfit? it still ain't the 20s! we spotted her and her pal, a kelly osbourne look-a-like, in soho outside greenhouse.

just plain lazy crazy

This guy couldn't even be bothered to match his socks or sucks look!
He obvi took the time to pair them with some sensible jorts though.
Now check out the girl all the way to the right... Is she snapping a
pic to send to t.a.c.o.?!

skin tight, or tight skin?

what exactly is going on here???


Our friends Joe and Donna spotted this disaster, while on vacation in Niagara Falls Canada. Way to ruin a relaxing getaway, ma'am!
how can that be comfortable?? those pants are tighter than skin!
at least she went with a thong instead of a full back panty.
still not OK!
just sayin'

BAM! Snake Eyes just set you up!

this fine specimen of crazy was set up while out at the east village's Eastern Bloc. He was just wandering around the bar. After approaching "Cousin It" for a photo opp, he claimed that he
"thought it was wig night!" Haha I guess ending up on t.a.c.o. wasn't the only set up for him that night! Not for nothing but if you realized it wasn't for sure a themed wig night, then why not take off that disgusting matted mess, draped on your dome piece? while you're at it, maybe get some shorts designed for an adult!
Crazy rating= COMPLETELY
xoxo,
Snake Eyes c/o t.a.c.o.

where in the world is xander?

where has he been? After being m.i.a. from t.a.c.o. for too long, ralphy spotted xander last night at pacha. Thanx boo
xoxo,
t.a.c.o.

dude, who's the dude?

snake eyes spotted this androgynous mess and had this to say about it

"Dear TACO,
I don't find the crazies...
I think the crazies find me! Really....
So here is yet another beauty shot of crazy at its best...
Really buddy, were you told it was wig night too? And then you decided to pair those lusciously crunchy brunette locks with a sensible dress from Forever 21? Cuz if you are trying to make it in drag world then you really should look at Ms Erickatoure Aviance for some tips cuz you look like a dude in a dress...
XOXO
Snake Eyes"

love you boo
xoxo,
t.a.c.o.

pink is her signature color

is she a monochromatic fail?

are her colors pink and pink? or are her colors are Blush and Bashful, two shades of pink, one much deeper than the other?
no matter how you spin it, her outfit looks like it's been hosed down with Pepto Bismol

give peace a chance!

we spotted this hippie in sequins at the dallas BBQ in times square.
she should stop giving the limited too a chance, and shop in the adults section.
just sayin'

the latest in camo?

Summer will soon be coming to a close, and this Asian-American man sure knows how to forecast the trends! He's already perfecting his Fall/Winter ready-to-wear crazy outfits!
xoxo,
t.a.c.o.

From Christmas to Halloween?

Brandon in SC spotted this crazy spooky look. Down the row it goes skulls on your denim vest, Halloween colors galore, and then a sensible all black? Why's everyone dressed so scary?