You know things are bad when the guy in the lobster suit isn't the
reason for submitting to t.a.c.o. Jake from Portland, ME submitted this
crazy topless look. 70 degrees and rainy won't stop this gentleman
from showing off why he's got... Mainly some wet long jorts. Let's
hope there's a shirt in that bag.
this woman might have found an underground tunnel from japan....?
kids are getting married younger and younger these days. it's getting out of control.
what a love connection. they do not know each other by the way.
this beachgoer has tried to hide her fanny pack under her t shirt. oh no ma'am, we are like hawks! we will spot your crazy outfit choices from across the beach, every time! don't try it!
that's his real hair! we thought surely he was just rocking a sensible faux fro on account of the themed event....but no no no.....he is indeed NOT gettin wiggy with it.
does he LOVE the yankees?? well maybe, but upon further investigation this is actually not a jacket covered in yankees logos at all....Gerard Maione - Creative Director of WGACA and host of the party, informed us that this was a vintage piece that he has had for years! we love this yankee doodle dandy!!! stick a feather in his hat and call it macaroni!
and speaking of sticking a feather in your hat....GOOD MORNING KATIE!!!!!! we met this vintage clad darling, and fell in love. that's some serious commitment to a vintage look. such attention to detail....exposed pockets, peacock feather headband, and what you cant see but we at t.a.c.o. got a sneak peek at....is that her black undergarment, is indeed a leotard. go on katie! you are a vintage style star!!! check Katie Cwayna out on good morning america!
this andy warhol lookalike loves LV. maybe they should do a calabo. watch out for next seasons Louis Vuitton collection.....its going to be COVERED in Campbell soup cans!
lenny kravitz barely had to put any work in to get ready for this event! we love it sir!
this groovy chick doesn't let anyone hold her cocktail. check her swatting that guys arm away! get your own drink sir! there is an open bar!!!!
and we have a winner! this beach bum deemed himself the gold medalist by donning this lovely award around his neck. well sir, we agree! keep the medal because you won! your commitment to crazy dressing is quite impressive! now lets hit the surf and you can show us whatcha got.
those are some short cargo shorts dude! of course these shorts would be friends with a sensible pair of cutoff jorts. not hatin', just sayin'
this bitch, spotted in a Subway restaurant in Boston, looks none too impressed we are taking her picture. well guess what...we're not impressed with you shoving your socked foot into a flip flop!
we hope she just went shopping for a new outfit and that's what is in her bags. maybe her next stop could also be to the shoe store, because those platform sneakers are too damn much! sexygirls? is that like the pink ladies? we would like to know if the other members also wear teeny tiny jort jorts.
floral hat, floral shirt, plaid shorts, and to top it all off some red socks (or sucks) with a sensible brown mandal.
this crazy rollerblader really belongs inline for a haircut! that beer gut and tight tee has nothing on his double tied pony tail which is shaved underneath.
this look was Spotted on 116 & Pleasant Ave in Spanish Harlem by an anonymous blog follower.
look closely.
when she sees you copying her look!
spotted by our friend Jerry in a mall in Texas. This is a grown woman! what is she doing wearing doll clothes????
look at this hard working hipster.
we have a few bones to pick with this woman. we received this photo from our new fan Renee who says
spotted on the beach on Long Beach Island. are those beach coverups or what? its too much! they are like some crazy sun hating cult, all in the same uniform....so what the hell are they doing on a beach?!?!
dearest t.a.c.o. readers,
a straw hat on top of some straw hair.
he spotted this ninja in union square. careful babe, dont get nunchucked on our account! we know you like to live on the edge though, and anything to get the shot!!!
jen spotted this firecracker on the fourth of july, and shared it with us.
what a creative use of leftovers. 
when t.a.c.o. hit the road for a little weekend getaway, we spotted plenty of people vacationing from looking normal. check out this group of pontoon revelers. for the driver of this boat, safety comes first. however, perhaps one of the members in his group might have clued him in as to the fact that he was driving a boat not a bike. maybe a life jacket might have been a safer choice than a biking helmet. 
