Friday, March 5, 2010

she'll never go cold!

spotted by albertina, who thinks she can guess this crazies favorite hobby....
thanks girl

Friday, February 26, 2010

look at this fucking love connection!

spotted in nyc at a clothing trade show...

stop it with that headwrap!!!

(um they had matching nose jobs too. normal)

oh my god i love your sweater, where did you get it?

spotted at the same crazy convention, these two nuts!
that's the ugliest f'ing sweater we've ever seen.

another love connection

did these old ladies call eachother this morning? (on their rotary phones, obv)

we aren't in love

we also are no cupid, but if we had a bow and arrow we would DEFINITELY shoot this crazy!

thanks to an anonymous reader, who sent us this crazy valentines day look. thanks girl

xoxo,
t.a.c.o.

practical or practically insane?


you gots to do what you gots to do to stay dry in this NYC blizzard....we suppose!
we still think you look a little crazy though.
just sayin'

smurf spotting

is that grandpa smurf or dreamy smurf???

thanks Ali, who spotted this crazy while riding the train.

xoxo,
t.a.c.o.

Thursday, February 25, 2010

riding on buses with crazies

so famous!
spotted again, by a loyal taco follower, riding the bus in NYC. Where do you think he is headed?

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

not our pick for best dressed

spotted pulling her pants from within her butt crack, this crazy dresser thinks she got it right! matching the blue from your disgusting tie dye shirt with the stripe on your sensible capris, does not make it ok! and your socks? well we think they suck! just sayin'

the doctor is in

please don't let this happen to you. if you MUST wear pj bottoms donning a logo for your favorite beverage, here's a bit of advice from us to you: either let it be Patron or Moet, or STAY INDOORS!

just sayin'

pink is definitely her signature color!


she may call her hues blush, and bashful, but from where we're standing, it just looks like a lot of pink!

the best part? shes not the only one on the train wearing pink uggs!!! groooooooosssssss! what a fucking love connection!

drink your juice shelby!

Friday, February 12, 2010

who cares what Punxsutawney Phil thinks!

not this guy! We spotted this crazy outfit offender (who has been spotted numerous other times around NYC by t.a.c.o. readers,) sporting a boldly colored outfit. so what we just had a blizzard, this guy thinks spring is just around the corner, and he is READY!!!

Thursday, February 11, 2010

in the concrete jungle

check out this furry dude. is he trying to blend in to his surroundings?

is it hat day?

everyone on the train is wearing a damn hat! the man in the pink hat is our personal fave, although, even though its not really visible, the woman all the way to the left is rocking a sensible captains style hat. normal.

matchy matchy

her neon green chucks are no match to the rest of her vibrant look. however, she has plenty of pom poms to pull together a look.

Saturday, January 23, 2010

this aint the middle east

and no we WILL NOT give peace a chance....well maybe we will consider it, if you take off that ridiculous robe, ma'am.

gator boots with the pimped out gucci suit!

aint got no job, but he stay fly!

spotted in a hotel bar in downtown atlanta. all green suit, green socks, and of course some green now-n-later gators to match. keepin' it fresh.


...lets have a look from behind....


hate to see it go but love to watch it ride away.


meet mia. she gives this crazy outfit a big fat THUMBS UP
thanx mia, we agree
xoxo,
t.a.c.o.

attending a fringe festival?

on the prowl again, mia, t.a.c.o.s new bff, spotted and posed with this crazy outfit offender at the very same hotel bar in downtown atlanta. 
gold boots and elvis frames, top off his all black look, complete with PLENTY of fringe on those sleeves. clearly, this look would be nothing without a sensible black cowboy hat. naturally

we've got a situation

is that j wow's mom? either it is or she is taking style tips from the jersey shore cast member. slashed back, cum streaked hair...the whole nine
her friend's vest is pretty disgusting too. just sayin'

Friday, January 22, 2010

warning:

a lion has escaped from the city zoo and is on the prowl at a mall near you.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

how do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

when you step in a poodle.

unfortunately for this gentleman, its a beautiful day out, and he wont really be needing those heavy rain boots. just sayin'

where in the world is xander?

spotted here with one-half-nelson (who is shielding his face with a hat/lampshade...)
loves xanders new wig. very taylor from the rachel zoe project. we die

Thursday, January 7, 2010

why are you dressed so scary??

we spotted this spooky dresser roaming the aisles at a fashion trade show. she seems to think a very witchy look is in for fall/winter 2009. we're not so sure. we kinda want to drop a house on her. a fashion house even.
just sayin'
xoxo,
The House of T.A.C.O.


holiday sweata weatha

so what christmas is over?? who cares?? not t.a.c.o. editor: Billy.
spotted here sporting his favorite xmas sweater with coordinating snowflake turtleneck
no big deal

knock knock

who's there?
orange
orange who?
orange you glad that isn't you wearing those terrible pants?


brrrrrr

andre leon talley, is that you?
we spotted this fur ball crossing the street in midtown.

socks or sucks?

or are those leg warmers? either way we hate them. skulls are so 3 years ago, just sayin'
spotted on line getting breakfast. lucky for our waistline, we lost our appetite after seeing this.
xoxo, and happy new year readers!
t.a.c.o.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

where in the world is xander?

spotted bundled up, but still cray cray. xander wont let the cold weather stop him from dressing. we trust he has plenty of cold weather crazy outfits to debut all season long.
shoutout to Harriet, who is not looking at all crazy (this time....shes had her moments just sayin, who hasnt?)
xoxo,
t.a.c.o.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

know when to apologize

he's not sorry! not sorry that his sari is see through! or is that a sarong? eh, sarong, sari....we think they're the same thing, and if they're not we're So WRONG AND SORRY!

he'll never tell

he'll never tell us what the hell he was going through when he put this look together. he yanked that tiara from either an 8 year old or paris hilton...he robbed a wealthy pirate of his eye patch....he stole beyonce's single ladies glove...he stole queen elizabeth's neck ruff from a museum somewhere....
he might be hush mouthed, but we can read between the lines sir!!!
a mess.
just sayin.

Monday, December 7, 2009

spreading Christmas cheer

will.i.elf

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

meow you doin'

out to be seen.
spotted making a statement while crossing the street. the statement?
"I just came from being in the audience of The Wendy Williams Show."
loving the attention to detail with the bow matching her tights. normal

brrrrrrrrrr

spotted on the train, trying to keep warm. Its really not THAT cold out yet, sir or ma'am....we can't really see what lies beneath. just sayin'