Lil' Mama is that you?

this "americas best dance crew" judge look-a-like was spotted ridin' the 1 train. hey where were you last night when jay z and alicia keys performed at the yankees game? couldn't get past security to jump on the stage??? hmmm??

it's sweata weatha

that's a crazy granny square! west coaster, and friend to the blog, mark willis, sent us this "party sweater" he found for sale. we don't know what kind of party one attends in this get-up but we think maybe some sort of crafters bazaar. no matter where you wear it, people will certainly be calling YOU bizarre! just sayin'
the hat's real normal too!

call it macaroni

we spotted this gentleman, bringing dandy dressing back to early morning commutes, on the 2 train this morning. so fancy with all those feathers.

not halloween yet....

Somebody tell this guy that! we spotted this crazy on the train platform (not playing that guitar which he has adorned with grade school stickers.)

where has he been?

xander!!! he isn't dressed that crazy, but we spotted him having a snack at the dickson hairshop. he's telling us all about his costumes for the next few days! someone send us pictures pleeeeeeease
xoxo,
t.a.c.o.

ed HARDLY

its slightly difficult to see, but this gentleman has on, to compliment his heinous sweatshirt: a coordinating hat, as well as some crystal adorned pants. when will this trend stop? a grown man wearing all that garbage! stop it! it's not even REAL ed hardy! cheap knockoffs. he might as well top it off with some faux uggs. some fuggs.
we spotted this while grabbing lunch, but left before picking up our order, as we lost our appetite! thanks a lot sir!

i said bur, its cold out here

is that andre leon talley, or just a pimp gettin' an early start on a monday morning?
or is there just some toros in the atmosphere?

thanks kristen (kk) for the spotting!
xoxo,
t.a.c.o.

fall is about layering

we don't have to tell this crazy dresser that! she isn't quite ready to pack away her summer clothes (i.e. Her gorgeous shorts,) so she has simply chosen to layer them over some warmer digs, while she strolls through the parking lot of trader joe's.

this guy's not gun shy

we spotted this jackass waiting on line to buy a salad while we were in atlanta. is that an ed hardy knockoff???? how dreadful!

cookie monster??

she definitely likes her cookies, just sayin', but maybe she is testing halloween costumes?

is it THAT cold? Knit so much!

this dude, spotted on the train by ali, must have learned to knit recently, and is showing off his new digs.

V is for Vendetta

even HE needs to relax, take a break from the word play, lounge, and wear sweats some time.
xoxo,
t.a.c.o

Betty Booooooo

that's a crazy man-bag sir!!!
we spotted this guy toting around his belongings (we are assuming boas, garters, fishnets, and patent pumps, just sayin) in this sensible betty boop handbag. normal

oh so country

while filling up our gas tank in north carolina we spotted this southern "gent" washing his windows, BAREFOOT!!!! sure we are in the south but com'on sir, you are no britney spears and this is SO not five years ago! put some shoes on! it's fall even, you have no excuse!
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recession special

is the recession getting worse!?!? this gentleman spotted in the charlotte NC airport is rocking a navy blue stocking on his head. a panty hose does NOT a hat make! sir. just sayin'
xoxo,
t.a.c.o.

that asian kid from paris hilton's bff show gets even!

now that paris is mommy to a baby monkey, she has not noticed that tinkerbell has been hijacked!!! by that asian kid you know you secretly wanted to win the whole show!!!

Dirty Diana

miss ross if your nasty. that's a lot of hair. at least the outfit is subtle....imagine! tie die, or to die? you decide

peep show/freak show

this is a lot of crazy outfit.
fur boa around her neck, check.
leopard skirt, check.
floral bag, check.
metallic ballet shoes complete with ribbons....check/WTF!?!?
also noteworthy....she has been spotted peering into the window of a manhattan sex shop.

you might be rednecks...just sayin'

new follower of the blog, kelly stone, sent us this gem, that she spotted while shopping at Home Depot. Look at this redneck love connection. matching shirts, jorts, and locks. a-dorable!

Hey T.A.C.O.,

I just recently got wind of this site and have to admit I have been scouring my neighborhood for the latest wreck. I’m sure there were more disasters at the Depot but I just had to get a picture of these two…

My biggest regret? NOT introducing myself to this couple at Home Depot and shaking his hand. His hair was beautiful. Really nicely feathered in the front and soft and silky in the back. And aren’t they just the cutest with their matching jorts?!?!

Gotta love it!

Kelly Stone

HEY KELLY, LOVE YOU FOR SPOTTING!!!!!!
xoxo,
t.a.c.o.

is it hunting season in chi town?

a blog follower in downtown chicago spotted this crazy camo outfitted fellow waiting for the train...maybe he is hunting rats down in the subway??

Just plain crazy

Ok so the outfit is nothing crazy but this woman is cleaning a pot using a fire hydrant on 39th street. That's just plain ol' crazy. Just sayin'

look at this fucking love connection

ugg connection, or fug connection? you decide. happy monday ya'll
xoxo,
t.a.c.o.