It's a little crazy that the hooters uniform has never changed!!!
Skin tight graphic tank, (ok,)...high waisted polyester orange booty shorts, (getting crazier,) nude stockings...(here we go,) scrunchy tube socks over those sensible hose (socks or sucks?) And classic white reeboks (hooters must have really stocked up 20 years ago!) And to top it all off.....a fashionable yet functional fanny pack style note pad caddy.
Its 2009 fellas....time to update!!!
Skin tight graphic tank, (ok,)...high waisted polyester orange booty shorts, (getting crazier,) nude stockings...(here we go,) scrunchy tube socks over those sensible hose (socks or sucks?) And classic white reeboks (hooters must have really stocked up 20 years ago!) And to top it all off.....a fashionable yet functional fanny pack style note pad caddy.
Its 2009 fellas....time to update!!!
Oh no, darling, it's much worse than that. At the downtown St. Louis location, at least, those are no Reeboks. Those are SKECHERS. Complete with monster-looking soles and ankle damage.
ReplyDeleteNot that I had to wear that skin-sucking, bulimia-inducing, visual abortion every day or anything....no no...