where in the world is xander?

spotted bundled up, but still cray cray. xander wont let the cold weather stop him from dressing. we trust he has plenty of cold weather crazy outfits to debut all season long.
shoutout to Harriet, who is not looking at all crazy (this time....shes had her moments just sayin, who hasnt?)
xoxo,
t.a.c.o.

know when to apologize

he's not sorry! not sorry that his sari is see through! or is that a sarong? eh, sarong, sari....we think they're the same thing, and if they're not we're So WRONG AND SORRY!

he'll never tell

he'll never tell us what the hell he was going through when he put this look together. he yanked that tiara from either an 8 year old or paris hilton...he robbed a wealthy pirate of his eye patch....he stole beyonce's single ladies glove...he stole queen elizabeth's neck ruff from a museum somewhere....
he might be hush mouthed, but we can read between the lines sir!!!
a mess.
just sayin.

spreading Christmas cheer

will.i.elf

meow you doin'

out to be seen.
spotted making a statement while crossing the street. the statement?
"I just came from being in the audience of The Wendy Williams Show."
loving the attention to detail with the bow matching her tights. normal

brrrrrrrrrr

spotted on the train, trying to keep warm. Its really not THAT cold out yet, sir or ma'am....we can't really see what lies beneath. just sayin'

sensible footwear

are those white orthopedic mary-janes?
Spotted on the 3 train during the evening commute. we wonder if she has a pair of kitten heels in her purse, or if she wears those beauts all day long, all day strong.....

that's a christmasy outfit

mrs. Claus ova here is jumpin' the gun just a bit on the holiday colored outfit! it's not even thanksgiving yet, ma'am, cool your jets!

denim - the fabric of her life

this woman, spotted browsing for a new blackberry, loves denim. maybe she is still emulating the style of justin timberlake and britney spears from back in the day.
or maybe it's the comfort she seeks in the denim ensemble....we think so, based on those sensible sneakers complete with black socks (or sucks?)

mulletov cocktail

this mullet rocking traveler going from atlanta to florida, wants the world to know he attended bike week 2009.
wonder if he knows about biketoberfest......

casual wednesday

when we popped in on friend to the blog, and friend to the editors (well she was up until now, hope she can take a joke- just sayin') we couldn't help but say "oh my god we love your outfit, where did you get it?" ....and....."can we take a picture?". not that this is the ugliest effing outfit we have ever seen, but office attire is getting pretty lax, we think. lace tights with shorts and converse on a wednesday? ....i mean at least slap on a blazer so that from the desk up, you look professional....just a suggestion.
xoxo,
t.a.c.o.

yikes! stripes!

this guy is a little late on his halloween costume. problem one. problem two- beatlejuice's stripes are vertical not horizontal. just sayin'

Dear Ma'am, adam lambert called...

....he wants his edgy hair style back!

hula girl

while crossing the street along 8th avenue, we spotted this hula hooper. wonder where she is going with that hoop....

the people of ikea

while visiting ikea for some meatballs and a romp through the room filled with plastic balls (aka a saturday of fun,) we spotted this gentleman. A racing hat.....sure....acid wash jean??? Com'ooooon. This aint the eighties, and even if that is coming back, this elderly asian man should not beat the front of the trend. Just sayin'

that's a crazy fest

BIKETOBERFEST????
this picture was sent to us by ryan, who was sadded to learn of such a fest, by spotting this dude who is proudly displaying the fact that he not only attended the convention for bikers (we are guessing....) which takes place every october (again just assuming,) but bought a souvenir shirt, of which he ripped the sleeves off, naturally, to show off those guns.
we too are a little sad, ryan. just sayin'

those socks are so last month!

brandon spotted these socks (or sucks?) while at the DMV....
they have candy corn on them ! ! !
we agree, so last month. how dreadful

McCreepy

i'm sorry what? this "doctor" looks like a total creepo!!!!! he has to be either an ob/gyn or proctologist! we're just sayin'

San Fran is Just as Crazy!

While in San Francisco we took a picture of this unsuspecting tourist with our Jester ... Ahem - I mean doorman. normal!

that's a crazy dance move

spotted, and set-up (just sayin') by his classmate, this joker really has crazy dressing down to a science. his socks (or sucks) do not match, and look at that pattern combination! it appears to be 2 florals.... those pants are really somethin'! thanks to friend of the blog, icaro, who sent us this pic of his classmate, who is going to have a bit of a hard time adjusting to the real world after graduation, in those clothes!
xoxo,
t.a.c.o.

sure it's cold out...

.....But that won't stop this woman from glamming up her look. a puffy coat will ensure her warmth, a little fur trim turns the glamour knob up one notch, but she has made certain to stay extra glamorous by wrapping her head in a silk scarf adorned with sequins. lovely.

look at that love connection

two gay tigers running the marathon! we're not saying these guys are DEFINITELY gay, but we don't know too many straights that are gonna get dressed up in matching tiger costumes with their buddy, to go run a marathon....just sayin'

those are crazy work out clothes!!

look at these clowns! Spotted running the NYC Marathon!

Lil' Mama is that you?

this "americas best dance crew" judge look-a-like was spotted ridin' the 1 train. hey where were you last night when jay z and alicia keys performed at the yankees game? couldn't get past security to jump on the stage??? hmmm??

it's sweata weatha

that's a crazy granny square! west coaster, and friend to the blog, mark willis, sent us this "party sweater" he found for sale. we don't know what kind of party one attends in this get-up but we think maybe some sort of crafters bazaar. no matter where you wear it, people will certainly be calling YOU bizarre! just sayin'
the hat's real normal too!

call it macaroni

we spotted this gentleman, bringing dandy dressing back to early morning commutes, on the 2 train this morning. so fancy with all those feathers.

not halloween yet....

Somebody tell this guy that! we spotted this crazy on the train platform (not playing that guitar which he has adorned with grade school stickers.)

where has he been?

xander!!! he isn't dressed that crazy, but we spotted him having a snack at the dickson hairshop. he's telling us all about his costumes for the next few days! someone send us pictures pleeeeeeease
xoxo,
t.a.c.o.

ed HARDLY

its slightly difficult to see, but this gentleman has on, to compliment his heinous sweatshirt: a coordinating hat, as well as some crystal adorned pants. when will this trend stop? a grown man wearing all that garbage! stop it! it's not even REAL ed hardy! cheap knockoffs. he might as well top it off with some faux uggs. some fuggs.
we spotted this while grabbing lunch, but left before picking up our order, as we lost our appetite! thanks a lot sir!

i said bur, its cold out here

is that andre leon talley, or just a pimp gettin' an early start on a monday morning?
or is there just some toros in the atmosphere?

thanks kristen (kk) for the spotting!
xoxo,
t.a.c.o.

fall is about layering

we don't have to tell this crazy dresser that! she isn't quite ready to pack away her summer clothes (i.e. Her gorgeous shorts,) so she has simply chosen to layer them over some warmer digs, while she strolls through the parking lot of trader joe's.

this guy's not gun shy

we spotted this jackass waiting on line to buy a salad while we were in atlanta. is that an ed hardy knockoff???? how dreadful!

cookie monster??

she definitely likes her cookies, just sayin', but maybe she is testing halloween costumes?

is it THAT cold? Knit so much!

this dude, spotted on the train by ali, must have learned to knit recently, and is showing off his new digs.

V is for Vendetta

even HE needs to relax, take a break from the word play, lounge, and wear sweats some time.
xoxo,
t.a.c.o

Betty Booooooo

that's a crazy man-bag sir!!!
we spotted this guy toting around his belongings (we are assuming boas, garters, fishnets, and patent pumps, just sayin) in this sensible betty boop handbag. normal

oh so country

while filling up our gas tank in north carolina we spotted this southern "gent" washing his windows, BAREFOOT!!!! sure we are in the south but com'on sir, you are no britney spears and this is SO not five years ago! put some shoes on! it's fall even, you have no excuse!
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recession special

is the recession getting worse!?!? this gentleman spotted in the charlotte NC airport is rocking a navy blue stocking on his head. a panty hose does NOT a hat make! sir. just sayin'
xoxo,
t.a.c.o.

that asian kid from paris hilton's bff show gets even!

now that paris is mommy to a baby monkey, she has not noticed that tinkerbell has been hijacked!!! by that asian kid you know you secretly wanted to win the whole show!!!

Dirty Diana

miss ross if your nasty. that's a lot of hair. at least the outfit is subtle....imagine! tie die, or to die? you decide

peep show/freak show

this is a lot of crazy outfit.
fur boa around her neck, check.
leopard skirt, check.
floral bag, check.
metallic ballet shoes complete with ribbons....check/WTF!?!?
also noteworthy....she has been spotted peering into the window of a manhattan sex shop.

you might be rednecks...just sayin'

new follower of the blog, kelly stone, sent us this gem, that she spotted while shopping at Home Depot. Look at this redneck love connection. matching shirts, jorts, and locks. a-dorable!

Hey T.A.C.O.,

I just recently got wind of this site and have to admit I have been scouring my neighborhood for the latest wreck. I’m sure there were more disasters at the Depot but I just had to get a picture of these two…

My biggest regret? NOT introducing myself to this couple at Home Depot and shaking his hand. His hair was beautiful. Really nicely feathered in the front and soft and silky in the back. And aren’t they just the cutest with their matching jorts?!?!

Gotta love it!

Kelly Stone

HEY KELLY, LOVE YOU FOR SPOTTING!!!!!!
xoxo,
t.a.c.o.

is it hunting season in chi town?

a blog follower in downtown chicago spotted this crazy camo outfitted fellow waiting for the train...maybe he is hunting rats down in the subway??

Just plain crazy

Ok so the outfit is nothing crazy but this woman is cleaning a pot using a fire hydrant on 39th street. That's just plain ol' crazy. Just sayin'

look at this fucking love connection

ugg connection, or fug connection? you decide. happy monday ya'll
xoxo,
t.a.c.o.

that's a crazy fanatic!

hey Ravens fan, was that you going through Pam Anderson's laundry?

a lot of crazy in a little package

We spotted this pint sized crazy outfit strolling down the street after school. English style riding boots, with a western style riding hat? Her parents should have told her. best part is her tiara, worn over the hat. Seen in the next photo, as she covered her face while being forced to pose for our pic from her fame whore father.

we love it!

Chic or Shit?

If the boots weren't coach we may go with chic (a sensible RL hunt scene feel was almost achieved,) but in light of the wannabe classy boots, we say SHIT. Just sayin'. Better luck next time

matchy matchy?

we spotted this crazy outfit outside the flower section of a deli on 7th ave. It was a difficult spotting, as she is blending in with the flowers.